Health: Today, I was at the extremely crowded gym when someone came up... - FML

By dearme - 02/06/2009 01:53 - United States

Today, I was at the extremely crowded gym when someone came up behind me and shouted in my ear scaring the living shit out of me. I jump into a karate pose in front of everyone. No one was behind me. It was a new song starting on my headphones. A trainer asked me if I needed an ambulance. FML

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SweetestSin 4

Tuesday 2 June 2009 12:07

LMFAO I saw it all going down in my head as I read it I literally LOL'd thanks for making my night

Triccmo 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 12:05

That sounds like something I would do! Although, I'm really jumpy. LOL.

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judgmentalbear 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 2:06

Lmfao !! LOL!!! Sry dude but that's so perfect I love it!!!!!

pommeblossom 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 2:16

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!

fuck_YOUR_lives 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 2:20

you're a ******* tool dumbass

startrekker 3

Wednesday 3 June 2009 2:31

#37 I completely burst out loud laughing at your comment, then I read it to my sister and she cracked up as well. Love it.

suzyiswoozy 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 2:49

lmao dude, i freaking love you :] (i agree w. 35, please, PLEASE, make this illustrated)

Elizabeth_495_xo 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 2:52

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i can soo see that happening in my head LMAO

bRaNdOnROX 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 2:53

Turn ur ****** headphones down then

spirited_away33 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 3:05

yes. karate poses ftw. you rock.

iLOVEtaylorlautn_fml 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 3:40

fail.

Apone 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 3:41

Funny, but you're still a douche.

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