Miscellaneous: Today, I was at my friend's house. We were looking at her dad's...

By Anonymous - 03/01/2011 11:18 - United States

Today, I was at my friend's house. We were looking at her dad's guns, and I was explaining gun safety and how you should never put your finger on the trigger. I then shot a hole in the floor of her house. FML

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By Jim - 28/10/2025 22:00

Today, I saw a gun on my dad's bedside table. I knew it wasn't real, so I picked it up and posed like a badass. Then I shot a hole in their bedroom TV, blew out my eardrums, and my mom flew in and started screaming at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2021 10:59

Today, I took my 15-year-old daughter to our local shooting range for her birthday, as she requested. While she was setting up a target in front of me, I jokingly pulled the trigger and shouted, "Think Fast!" not realizing that the safety was off. I shot my daughter in the arm on her birthday. FML

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By guns save lives, so does gun safety - 03/02/2023 10:00

Today, my girlfriend called me an "obsessive weirdo" for always checking the chamber on my handgun whenever I pick it up. The last time I let her touch it, she mishandled it and shot a hole in the floor. Glad she's learned her lesson. FML

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By Notre_Dame_714 - 08/04/2015 21:17 - United States

Today, I went to the gun range for a birthday and got shot in the foot by my mom. FML

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By dead man walking? - 04/10/2015 13:21 - United States

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents. Her dad showed me his gun collection, and said the first rule of gun safety is never to point a gun at something you don't intend to kill. All while waving a handgun in my direction and glaring at me with barely suppressed rage. FML

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By Emily - 12/11/2012 18:12 - United States - Hayward

Today, while sitting in a waiting room, a man assured me "The safety's on" after he handed his kid his BB gun. A minute later, I practically had a hole in my foot. FML

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By raebelle - 02/06/2011 17:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I went shooting. While I was showing him how to properly hold and adjust a rifle, he accidentally pulled the trigger. The gun kicked back and hit me in the face, breaking my nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2013 05:53 - United States

Today, my neighbor brought a ruined napkin holder over and claimed that we drilled a hole through his wall and ruined it. I apologized, not telling him that it was actually a bullet that my boyfriend shot through the wall. FML

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By gunman - 20/10/2009 04:57 - United States

Today, I was showing my friend's dad an airsoft gun I was hoping he would be interested in buying. It's a pistol worth about 90 bucks. In the midst of showing him, I thought it would be funny to do a fake, upwards "pistol whip". The mag ended up flying out full speed and hitting him in the eye. FML

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By ZombieGirl0417 - 30/09/2015 21:13 - United States - Jupiter

Today, my aunt asked to see my new airsoft pistol. Not thinking anything of it, I handed it to her. She shot me in the leg. I was standing next to her. FML

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perdix 29

Monday 3 January 2011 19:26

You shouldn't be fingering another guy's rods right in front of their own daughters. Accidental discharges will have many negative consequences.

CrazyManNo9 29

Monday 3 January 2011 19:22

This whole scenario is wrong on so many levels. At least it was only the floor, however.

Comments

JamieLT 22

Friday 27 June 2014 15:12

Why was it loaded?

redstone7693 29

Wednesday 23 July 2014 4:55

Hipocrit. Lol YDI

steve12354 6

Sunday 27 July 2014 23:50

Number. 1 Rule PULL MAGAZINE AND **** BACK TO EMPTY CHAMBER even if you think it's empty

deluxe314 6

Thursday 18 December 2014 1:41

finger off the trigger dumbass

JessicaGrewal 22

Friday 30 January 2015 16:45

That's why you switch the safety lock on.

comerz 5

Tuesday 24 March 2015 19:30

ironic...

Thunderballs 9

Friday 19 August 2016 3:55

You dumb ****'s

courts91 4

Friday 30 December 2016 21:09

Why the hell was a resting gun loaded in the first place?

lucasj23 11

Thursday 15 March 2018 18:38

you are a ******* idiot and should never be near a gun. You're lucky no one got hurt.

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