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By ifunny: KINGFML - 16/03/2016 23:46 - United States - Bakersfield

Today, I was at a skatepark with a box jump. There was a high jump competition at the box jump and I decided to film it instead of participating. Half way through one of the kids jumping it let go of his scooter. The scooter hit the ground then bounced and hit me. I was blamed for his bent bars. FML

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