Intimacy: Today, I wanted to look cool in front of my friends, while they... - FML

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By FaceToThePalmm - 23/12/2016 08:06

Today, I wanted to look cool in front of my friends, while they were hopping the fence I thought I should go around but decided to act like them and hop over. One of my friends joked and said "Careful there don't tear your shorts." He was just teasing. I hopped down only to hear a loud rip... FML

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