Miscellaneous: Today, I walked in on my sister popping her boyfriend's pimples... - FML

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By Puffle - 03/04/2016 02:05 - South Africa

Today, I walked in on my sister popping her boyfriend's pimples and wiping the resulting puss and blood on my blanket. FML

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