Intimacy: Today, I walked in on my roommate whacking off to clown porn.... - FML

By Anonymous - 25/09/2013 21:33 - United Kingdom

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Today, I walked in on my roommate whacking off to clown porn. FML

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By Escape! - 03/02/2009 21:38 - United States

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2015 20:16 - United States

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Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML

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By Jill Shanks - 01/09/2010 06:16 - United States

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2019 22:00 - Australia - Brighton

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Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML

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By JN5SLK - 08/11/2013 22:29 - United States - Salt Lake City

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Today, I walked into my dorm room, only to witness my roommate shaving her vag over my trashcan. FML

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By Chad - 03/06/2023 03:00 - United States - San Diego

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Today, I walked in on my roommate mid-wank because I didn’t knock before opening the door. Why was he in my room and using my computer? FML

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By anon - 25/10/2010 05:42 - United States

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Today, I found out my boyfriend watches porn. Specifically, today, while I was in the shower. In the next room. We were alone in the house and he still chose porn. FML

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By Sarahir - 29/04/2020 05:00

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Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML

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megstiel 16

Thursday 26 September 2013 0:54

...they make that?

hunteryager 18

Thursday 26 September 2013 0:54

wow, talk about a strange fetish.

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circlelranch69 1

Thursday 26 September 2013 4:23

I really thought Clown **** was a twitter joke, googled it. My mistake and my sympathies

seriously_wtf22 2

Thursday 26 September 2013 4:26

Not something I would ever want to walk in to. Tell him to leave you a tie or hat on the door knob the next time he does so

Borngemini77 9

Thursday 26 September 2013 5:26

Better yet, leave a clown wig or over sized tie.

Borngemini77 9

Thursday 26 September 2013 5:27

sized

ohSNAPyall 26

Thursday 26 September 2013 4:29

You know what they say about clowns. They wear big shoes.

Malcazar 22

Thursday 26 September 2013 4:32

Was it funny?

kumarina 35

Thursday 26 September 2013 4:41

So did you laugh?

underthesea12 24

Thursday 26 September 2013 4:45

try knocking first!

MiMiLove96 10

Thursday 26 September 2013 5:01

Thant's a funny situation... Hopefully he wasn't doing something like that in the living room. But if it was his room you walked into you should have knocked.

LissaMccracken 23

Thursday 26 September 2013 5:02

That...exists!? Clowns are horrible!

VengeanceChicken 12

Thursday 26 September 2013 5:11

That's a funny fetish...

SarMarJo 17

Thursday 26 September 2013 5:12

Oh, baby! Honk my nose! Hahaha

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