Intimacy: Today, I walked in on my mom in the bathroom, washing a dildo....

By Anonymous - 07/05/2016 01:40 - United States - Walnut

Today, I walked in on my mom in the bathroom, washing a dildo. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/12/2014 17:55 - United States

Today, my mom found my dildo, and got so angry that she beat me with it. FML

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By BrokenVow - 30/07/2009 12:02 - Canada

Today, my mom came into my room to have a heart-to-heart talk. My dildo was sitting on the nightstand. I didn't notice until she told me to make sure the dog didn't get it. FML

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Classy

By bkay26 - 29/08/2010 15:37 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom giving my dad head. Acting like I hadn't seen anything, I asked if I could use a towel sitting on the dresser. My mom said, "No, we're going to need that one." FML

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By quadropheniac - 09/06/2009 16:18 - United States

Today, I walked into the bathroom and found my sister cleaning her vibrator. With my toothbrush. FML

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By blahblah493 - 26/05/2011 04:15 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom trying to wax her butt. FML

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By tracy4191 - 18/09/2016 05:21 - United States - Ponchatoula

Today, I found out my mom sleeps in my room when I'm at college during the week. I discovered this my bumping into her dildo with my foot. FML

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Knock next time please

By Anonymous - 09/11/2020 21:32 - India

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML

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Old prude

By Anonymous - 25/09/2023 22:00

Today, my dumbass self left my DIY dildo on the sink and my mom found it and threw it away. She called me a whore, who'll be "fucking around with a new partner each night." FML

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By lobotomy pls - 11/09/2015 18:40 - United States - Tappahannock

Today, I walked in on my mom, legs spread and changing her tampon, all while she was carrying on a conversation on the phone. FML

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How could you?

By Anonymous - 29/03/2024 10:00 - United States

Today, my mom walked in on me jerking it in her bathroom. I'm a 40 year-old man and she's 68. FML

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Patriots21 14

Sunday 8 May 2016 0:05

Better than seeing her wash your dad's knob.

tim374 26

Sunday 8 May 2016 0:06

Happy Mother's Day!

Comments

epost1 13

Sunday 8 May 2016 8:16

Better that than walking in on her using it

aldoshoes 4

Sunday 8 May 2016 9:19

Hygiene is important.

IvannaYakoff 11

Sunday 8 May 2016 9:38

Knocking. Have you ever heard of it?

Here4theshow 17

Sunday 8 May 2016 10:00

A woman's got her needs..

verysmarmy 11

Sunday 8 May 2016 10:58

Could have been worse.

migmit 11

Sunday 8 May 2016 15:26

Did you really think your mom was still a virgin?

FMLGriff 8

Sunday 8 May 2016 16:09

Eye bleach?

gummiworm369 4

Sunday 8 May 2016 17:07

Even moms get horny from time to time.

trucker2 33

Sunday 8 May 2016 17:22

Just so you know, some of the packages read "Dishwasher Save" you got lucky.... You could have had a mental image every time you see dishes...

trucker2 33

Sunday 8 May 2016 20:30

Safe.... Damn auto correct

StickyPickles 33

Sunday 8 May 2016 18:17

Was it bigger than yours?

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