Miscellaneous: Today, I walked in on my grandfather smiling at his penis. FML

By lovingthis - 09/01/2013 16:48 - United States - Largo

Today, I walked in on my grandfather smiling at his penis. FML

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By OhDearGodGrandad - 07/02/2016 17:59 - United Kingdom - Ilford

Today, I saw my grandfather on the train, with his cock out. FML

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By chewybarseventy - 24/08/2010 06:17 - United States

Today, I came home to see my husband talking to his penis. FML

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By bleeeaaaaaacccccchhhhhhhh - 21/06/2013 21:00 - United States - Washington

Today, I walked in on my grandma playing with herself. Every time I close my eyes, I see things that no mortal was ever meant to see. FML

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By lvegadelgado_6 - 10/08/2015 14:32 - United States - Deerfield

Today, while I was doing my hair, my grandpa walked in, dropped his pants, and started taking a crap in the toilet right next to me. FML

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By grandpa porn - 28/08/2017 01:30

Today, while I was walking to the kitchen, I heard someone on the TV moaning. As I made my way down the stairs, I saw my grandfather quickly change the channel and lean forward. I'm 90% sure I caught my grandpa watching porn. FML

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By bman - 07/04/2012 06:41 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I caught myself staring at my grandmother's cleavage. FML

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By GoldenTornado11 - 10/05/2017 14:00

Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2015 20:16 - United States

Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2015 14:33 - United States - Canyon Country

Today, I walked in on my mom blow-drying my grinning dad's pubes. FML

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By eric - 16/03/2011 07:31 - United States

Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML

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ICastillo 24

Wednesday 9 January 2013 19:07

I sing to mine to cheer him up and keep him in a good mood.

LolFMLnot 10

Wednesday 9 January 2013 19:09

He was remembering the places it went to

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vbmg152 18

Wednesday 9 January 2013 22:50

What the heck's going on today?? All these penis stories!

Skarkie321 18

Wednesday 9 January 2013 22:53

At least he wasn't doing the helicopter.

FameNFortune 12

Wednesday 9 January 2013 22:53

Let him enjoy it .

Ukeee_X 19

Wednesday 9 January 2013 23:01

Please explain your name, OP :(

davek 36

Thursday 10 January 2013 0:07

That's been in your grandma. And if it hadn't, you wouldn't be here.

simoncat 11

Thursday 10 January 2013 0:21

Is he the father of the guy making his penis do helicopter things?

AnimeCookie 9

Thursday 10 January 2013 0:36

Is the penis name rusty?

jmcgee17 20

Thursday 10 January 2013 0:50

You gon learn today!!! What's the matter? You never seen a long dick?

BabyRuth96 6

Thursday 10 January 2013 1:00

It's been a while since he last got it up.

AngelSpit 18

Thursday 10 January 2013 1:03

He was probably just really happy it was still there.

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