Today, I walked half an hour in the snow storm while cars were...

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By "Rawrimsammy" - 22/01/2018 23:31

Today, I walked half an hour in the snow storm while cars were getting stuck, I kept helping people out of the ditch and as I got up to my job, walked inside my boss told me were closing early and to go back home. FML

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