Health: Today, I've been off my meds for about a week while I wait for... - FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2016 09:51 - United States - Chesapeake

Today, I've been off my meds for about a week while I wait for my refill to be delivered, and it's screwing with pretty much everything in my body. I can barely get out of bed or off the toilet. I'm fucked until the delivery company decides to actually give me my meds. FML

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