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By gottapoop - 03/03/2016 04:16 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, I've been in the hospital for severe chest pain. The doctors gave me morphine to help with the pain, but now I have severe stomach pain. The doctors say I need to take a dump, but the morphine made me constipated. Basically the medicine that made me better is making me worse. FML

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