Today, I've been in bed all day sick with a high fever and sore...

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2018 00:03

Today, I've been in bed all day sick with a high fever and sore throat. My husband expects me to get up and cook for everyone, but not breathe to the food. FML

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aoliver03 8

Tuesday 11 September 2018 20:44

Can't say it wouldn't be expected of me either. But at least as long as everyone is fed, I get to lay in bed and sleeeeep.

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aoliver03 8

Tuesday 11 September 2018 20:44

Can't say it wouldn't be expected of me either. But at least as long as everyone is fed, I get to lay in bed and sleeeeep.

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