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By Anonymous - 11/03/2017 17:51 - United States - Richland

Today, I've been having to take pills because I got my wisdom teeth taken out yesterday. My family and boyfriend have been calling me Theodore from Alvin and the Chipmunks, and I've started to bruise on my jaw. FML
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GhostFox 33

Ice for the first day, 15-20 minutes at a time. Starting the second day you can use a warm wet washcloth on it. Don't lay flat- have some extra pillows when you lay down. No straws. After the first day, gently rinsing with a teaspoon of salt dissolved in a cup of water will help. If your pain last longer than your doctor projected, is overly severe, or your jaw movement is more restricted than it should be, call your doctor.

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GhostFox 33

Ice for the first day, 15-20 minutes at a time. Starting the second day you can use a warm wet washcloth on it. Don't lay flat- have some extra pillows when you lay down. No straws. After the first day, gently rinsing with a teaspoon of salt dissolved in a cup of water will help. If your pain last longer than your doctor projected, is overly severe, or your jaw movement is more restricted than it should be, call your doctor.

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