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By sad - 26/12/2016 02:58

Today, I unwrapped my christmas gifts. There were more than I expected, since I didn't ask for much. Turns out my mom regifted again. A book from my own library, a ring I never use but do own (because she gave it to me like three times before), a broken electronic pencil sharpener. FML

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