By willieboom - 30/05/2009 15:18 - United States

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Today, I turned 30 years-old. My dad, the only living relative I have, gave me a call. Not to wish me a happy birthday, but to tell me about "a hot piece of ass" he nailed at the senior center last night. FML
I agree, your life sucks 58 732
You deserved it 3 061

Same thing different taste

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Oho damn, no one needs to hear that. Happy birthday, man ! :)

bosco_kk 0

Once my dad told me his complete sex life, with horrid, horrid details. So I feel your pain. FYL, and happy birthday by the way.

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LMFAO nice dad. Hard to find an ass that ISN'T sagging at the senior's home. Probably one of the caretakers.

AnotherStranger2 0

OxO GAG! EWEWEW... Happy late birthday, good luck on getting the mental image out of your head! ...And people. His father could've had him at 30 or 40. I know a 50-year-old man with an 8-year-old daughter. But who cares: GROOOOOOOOOOOOSS. D:

youaresofucked 0
randomsloth 0

haha your dad is awesomeeee...lol

Happy Birthday! just hang up on him next time

dameretiannaa31 0