By crixon42 - 18/11/2013 23:39 - United Kingdom

Today, I turned 30. While all my friends are getting married, furthering careers and having children, I'm still sat around being as immature as I was as a teenager. I'm going through a classic case of premature age-jaculation. I laughed for 10 minutes after coming up with that. FML
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crixon42 4

OP here, love all you guys who appreciate the pun, and don't you all worry I do not live at home, I have a job and am not a serial sponger.

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RZW 10

Better to be a shepherd than a sheep my friend. Happy Birthday :)

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dpsvegas 4

Grow a beard to be more manly and go to a bar

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jcshadow 16

Yeah SHE would look way more mature with a beard.

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BrittNic0le 9

If you're happy with your life, there's no reason to "grow up" because you feel pressure from your peers. Soon enough, they'll be envying your freedom.

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ravenevercross 19

I don't see the problem. Everyone lives their own lives in their own way. If you like who you are and how you are, that's all that matters.

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ICE_FML 7

welcome to the generation of 30 year old boys, brother.

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