Miscellaneous: Today, I turned 16. Today I also lost a baby tooth. To make matters... - FML

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By L2Z_H2O - 02/04/2016 02:53 - United States - Cary

Today, I turned 16. Today I also lost a baby tooth. To make matters worse it was a top front tooth. On Monday when I go back to school I'm going to have to explain to everyone that, no, I didn't get in a fight or anything, it was just a baby tooth. This isn't even the last baby tooth. FML

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