Today, I traded in my month-old laptop for a better model after...

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By asuramaru - 10/01/2018 09:30 - Australia

Today, I traded in my month-old laptop for a better model after it kept getting too hot to touch on the high-CPU-usage programs. Now, the new, better, $700 more one is heating up even on low CPU programs. FML.

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Akitakat 31

Thursday 11 January 2018 14:44

The grass is not always greener on the other side!

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Akitakat 31

Thursday 11 January 2018 14:44

The grass is not always greener on the other side!

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