Miscellaneous: Today, I took off my hoodie in the middle of school. To bad I... - FML

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By sonofanutcraker - 28/01/2016 12:30 - United States - Vestal

Today, I took off my hoodie in the middle of school. To bad I forgot that this morning I felt lazy and didn't put on a shirt under it, FML.

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