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By ButtBuster - 18/02/2016 14:58 - United States

Today, I took a shower after dance rehearsal for a musical I'm in. I had taken a step onto a mat to get my towel and it slipped out from under me. I landed, hard, on my buttocks and my hand. It's been almost 8 hours and I still can't sit on hard chairs due to my cheeks being bruised in the fall. FML

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