Intimacy: Today, I told my parents that I wanted a little brother. My dad...

By Anonymous - 13/11/2010 07:14 - United States

Today, I told my parents that I wanted a little brother. My dad apparently thought it would be funny to tell me that my mom just swallowed my little brother. FML

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black_knight402 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 20:14

she swallowed more than just 1 brother op

Little_Lamb_fml 13

Saturday 13 November 2010 19:45

Dude that's gross

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Roadkill007 9

Monday 14 March 2011 3:46

Lawlz.... my head hurts from laughing too much.... oh my god.. thanks op for sharing XD

vikingunicorn 1

Monday 14 March 2011 13:34

Troll-Dad strikes again!

notsofriendly 17

Tuesday 15 March 2011 2:58

it would be sort of epic if someone made a cartoon using the troll face.

porridge111 6

Tuesday 15 March 2011 9:00

CO ZA ASSY

paprikacha 9

Tuesday 15 March 2011 10:14

That is a disturbing bloody illustration. I love the artist's style. It's so...unsettling.

heyitsmedillon 0

Wednesday 16 March 2011 5:46

Hahaha he got a bj

PYLrulz 17

Thursday 17 March 2011 12:10

The illustration just doesn't do it for me. One of the few duds that fml has posted in **** illustration section

whitecloud197 0

Saturday 26 March 2011 0:00

hahaha awesome

jmn05 0

Saturday 9 April 2011 23:42

Your mom is legit!

Wgc11 0

Wednesday 13 April 2011 1:14

Your dads got issues

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