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By jstjackie - 09/07/2016 18:31

Today, I told my boyfriend I'd pay the bill at Olive Garden if he pounded me real good when we got home. He then proceeded to take out his wallet and pay for dinner because he didn't want to have sex. FML
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SpyroMello 29

Men have a right to say no to sex and I'm glad he had cash because that would have been blackmail.

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YaBoiSeabass 15

#1 is right don't just assume all men want sex, besides I'm sure you've said no on more than one occasion

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SpyroMello 29

Men have a right to say no to sex and I'm glad he had cash because that would have been blackmail.

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YaBoiSeabass 15

#1 is right don't just assume all men want sex, besides I'm sure you've said no on more than one occasion

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Unlucky1232 20

gee we aren't horny ALL the time you know?

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bradleybaldwin 9

Being deprived from sex because I moved away from my girlfriend, this hurts to see him decline! But hey if he's not feeling it nothing wrong with that

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lazylahma 10

Man with all the judging going on here I'd expect to see a gavel or two they are in a relationship op has the right to make her desire known...personally op I think you made a pretty good offer to your bf sorry it wasn't the right night but don't let it get to your head and try again tomorrow night

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born_hustla 26

And the majority swears that we always have sex in mind. Tsk tsk.. But did he really tho ?! Lol

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Oh_No_Not_Him 25

He might also be upset with the idea that you are paying him for sex. If I tell a girl I'll buy her dinner if she sleeps with me, what does that make her if she says "yes"? (besides less hungry I mean)

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