By Mightytall - 1/6/2019 10:27
Today, I thought I had a good talk about personal hygiene and infection risk with my 6-year-old. Later, he told his mom he won’t poop any more, because his butt will "fall off." FML
Mightytall Say more :
Yay! My first ever published fml! What did I do? I showed him how to hold the paper and told him he needs to wipe with new paper until it stays clean. And that if he does not, he will run around smelly and eventually risk getting an infection. The whole time he looked me straight in the eyes and listened intently, but the only thing that really stuck was apparently the part where I said that a really bad infection can cause him to lose parts of his popo in the worst case. So ya, FML
Add a comment
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Create my account Sign in
Top comments
Comments
By  Mightytall  |  35

Yay! My first ever published fml!
What did I do?
I showed him how to hold the paper and told him he needs to wipe with new paper until it stays clean.
And that if he does not, he will run around smelly and eventually risk getting an infection.
The whole time he looked me straight in the eyes and listened intently, but the only thing that really stuck was apparently the part where I said that a really bad infection can cause him to lose parts of his popo in the worst case.
So ya, FML