Love: Today, I texted my boyfriend saying "Hi." His response: "I got...

By bittersweet - 08/02/2009 03:08 - United States

Today, I texted my boyfriend saying "Hi." His response: "I got your best friend pregnant". FML

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circayouandme 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 14:16

Are you kidding me?? Some friends they are. Drop them.

midnyte 0

Saturday 14 February 2009 7:25

Everyone is talking about the boyfriend. What about the **** "best friend?" Go.

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myherion 0

Thursday 17 May 2012 14:04

I can't even comprehend ... Oh wow . I'd deck him .

Rcochems 3

Tuesday 22 May 2012 23:20

Ima do that to my girlfriend to see what she says XD

ChubbyNicki 6

Friday 1 June 2012 4:32

I probably would have kicked that bitches ass so bad she lost the baby. And then castrated the guy.

AshWasHere97 0

Sunday 3 June 2012 8:50

Wow, that is one good friend....

AzzieC 12

Sunday 24 June 2012 16:51

Omg fly life every time u look at ur beat friend it will remind u of ur ex boyfriend

julesrules2 2

Sunday 1 July 2012 17:55

I would have said... Oh good! I was looking for a reason to break up with u anyway;)

xlmfao123 0

Thursday 5 July 2012 21:10

Yeah man that's ****** up shot

doglover100 28

Friday 6 July 2012 17:58

Jerks. Dump your boyfriend and just forget about your "best friend"

flacax 3

Wednesday 11 July 2012 0:33

Wow that sucks !!!

baileyfryemj 6

Friday 13 July 2012 21:06

This guy is a high roller

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