Love: Today, I spent a ton of time thinking of the most romantic way...

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By rejectionKing - 01/02/2016 19:08 - United States - Orem

Today, I spent a ton of time thinking of the most romantic way to ask my wife out for Valentine's. When I asked her she said that she already had other plans. She was serious. FML

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