Miscellaneous: Today, I sneezed so hard during a band rehearsal that i slammed...

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By pocolate - 26/02/2016 00:55 - United States - Lewisville

Today, I sneezed so hard during a band rehearsal that i slammed my face into my brand new French Horn, and dented it. The band directors were more concerned with the dent in the instrument than the pain in my face FML

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