Work: Today, I slipped on rain-soaked painted concrete at the top of... - FML

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By Tarlachia - 15/01/2016 19:39 - United States - Orlando

Today, I slipped on rain-soaked painted concrete at the top of a set of concrete stairs, then crashed halfway down the stairs, injuring my left ankle, a few fingers, and my ass. When I called my boss to report it, he said, "You're ok to keep working, right?" Yeah. I guess I am. FML

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