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By Ibrowtheedge - 16/08/2018 20:30

Today, I shaved off half of my right eyebrow by accident. It still looks better than my left eyebrow. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2011 16:52 - United States

Today, I shaved half my eyebrow off trying to shave my uni-brow. FML

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By Eyebrowsgone - 25/08/2010 13:10 - United States

Today, I decided to wax my own eyebrows with a Do It Yourself kit from the pharmacy. I'm now missing half of my right eyebrow. FML

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By Eyebrowless - 06/06/2015 16:29 - United States - Willingboro

Today, I decided to wax my eyebrows. My entire eyebrow came off. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2019 14:00

Today, I went to the hair salon to get a fresh trim before receiving my master's diploma. The hairdresser managed to shave off half my eyebrow. FML

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By deerling - 06/03/2019 18:00

Today, while shaving I accidentally shaved of half of my left nipple. Worst of all? I didn't notice it until I looked down and saw blood everywhere. That's when the pain hit. FML

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Monobrow

By booo - 27/07/2012 17:46 - United States - Minden

Today, I had my eyebrows waxed for my senior pictures. After manhandling me, the cosmetologist managed to "accidentally" take my whole eyebrow off. It looks like I'll be remembered forevermore as the girl with one eyebrow. FML

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By wiseoldone - 03/02/2009 01:10 - United States

Today, I'm going to an event where I will be meeting quite a few people who will be excellent contacts in my future career. Since I wanted to make a good impression, I did the whole makeup and grooming thing before setting out. I accidentally removed about half my left eyebrow. FML

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By tb351 - 28/05/2011 23:37 - United States

Today, I asked my kids if I looked good before going to work. Smiling, they told me I looked wonderful. It wasn't until I got to work and looked into the mirror until I noticed my left eyebrow was gone. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2009 06:37 - United States

Today, I learned that shaving my unibrow while drunk/high was a terrible idea. I also learned that one brow looks better than no brow. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2010 09:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I thought it would be a good idea to use my epilator on my eyebrows. Needless to say I now have the eyebrow equivalent of a comb-over. FML

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DMA 11

Thursday 16 August 2018 20:51

Welp, time to shave them both off and start from scratch.

ajh1800 25

Thursday 16 August 2018 21:45

I just wanna know what happened to your left eyebrow and what THAT one looks like...

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DMA 11

Thursday 16 August 2018 20:51

Welp, time to shave them both off and start from scratch.

ajh1800 25

Thursday 16 August 2018 21:45

I just wanna know what happened to your left eyebrow and what THAT one looks like...

chosha_fml 26

Thursday 16 August 2018 22:26

Drunk DIYs are never a good idea.

nevereyes 31

Thursday 16 August 2018 23:13

Just shave them both off, eyebrows look better drawn on anyways

boopingsnoot 24

Friday 17 August 2018 2:37

Adam Savage sucessfully proposed to his now-wife after burning an eyebrow off on Mythbusters. Life isn’t over! Also, when someone asks what happened, just say that they “should see the OTHER guy!”

BurnInDemonFire 33

Friday 17 August 2018 5:44

Whoopi Goldberg hasn't had eyebrows for years. And she was in Star Trek: TNG! Eyebrows are overrated. And over-eyes.

Chazzster 28

Sunday 19 August 2018 6:38

OP, Unless you had a seizure, exactly how do you shave off half an eyebrow? If you had a seizure then it’s a real FML.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Sunday 19 August 2018 7:23

Well, shave the left one off too and you'll have two good-looking eyebrows.

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