Money: Today, I scratched a lottery ticket I had gotten for my birthday...

By Anonymous - 11/10/2010 09:07 - Canada

Today, I scratched a lottery ticket I had gotten for my birthday and won $10,000. In celebration, I jumped up and raised my hands directly into a ceiling fan. Oh, and it was a fake ticket. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 409

You deserved it 6 096

May weddings: Love and blunders
Weddings are supposed to be perfect, but our stories show that perfection can sometimes be... surprising! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Poker face at all times

By loss.jpg - 21/04/2026 06:00 - United States - Seattle

Today, I got a scratcher lottery ticket, scratched it in the store, and won $5,000! I screamed and danced around. The guy next to me shoved me over, yanked the ticket from my hands, and tore ass out the door. The cops couldn't find him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 408

You deserved it 311

By BigMoney - 07/09/2011 17:25 - United States

Today, behind a cabinet, I found a scratch-off lottery ticket I hadn't scratched yet. After scratching it off, I realized it's a $2,500 winner. The lottery commission won't accept it because they stopped using that game 2 years ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 494

You deserved it 13 598

By Dora - 12/10/2009 13:21 - Canada

Today, I won 10,555 dollars on scratch cards! My sister got me to do a happy dance and filmed it. The video is on facebook and the tickets were fake. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 287

You deserved it 7 992

By Noname - 19/01/2009 10:26 - Canada

Today, I won $5000 dollars from a lottery ticket and tried giving the man next to me a high five. He had no hands. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 223

You deserved it 10 029

No cash for you

By Anonymous - 22/08/2021 19:01 - United States - Bainbridge Island

Today, I drove 3 hours to the Capitol and back to cash my winning scratch ticket of $2000. When I got there, it was pointed out to me that it wasn't in fact a winning ticket. I'd already planned a weekend vacation at an adventure park the next state over. I’m flat broke and rent is due. FML

I agree, your life sucks 273

You deserved it 1 370

By SwingingChili - 27/10/2015 05:49

Today, to prove a point to my brother that playing the lotto isn't a sure thing. I got a $10 scratcher. Thinking I'd get nothing or maybe just another scratcher, I ended up winning a free scratcher plus $100. The second scratcher I got an additional $50. Now he's even more confident he'll win every time. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 680

You deserved it 4 661

By steveinnewsoh - 18/01/2009 19:12 - United States

Today, I went to get a scratch off lottery ticket, and the dude in front of me got the same one I was going to get. He won 500 dollars. I got 2 bucks. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 023

You deserved it 2 970

Wanker

By sourgirl101 - 01/03/2023 06:00

Today, while buying lottery tickets, I mixed up "jackpot" and "scratch off" and asked for "$10 worth of jackoffs." FML

I agree, your life sucks 422

You deserved it 572

By infortunatename - 01/08/2014 23:10 - United States

Today, I won a big raffle. However, my name is so ridiculous-sounding that they thought someone was playing a prank, and pulled a different ticket. I was too embarrassed to say anything. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 090

You deserved it 12 822

By anonymous - 17/05/2011 17:34 - United States

Today, I won the lottery. My ex-girlfriend has the ticket. I just broke up with her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 840

You deserved it 28 412

FFML_314 11

Monday 11 October 2010 16:07

WOO HOO! You're a tall mother ******.

DONTrockMYroll 0

Monday 11 October 2010 16:06

FYL!! :( hope your hand feels beetteerrr

Comments

mightymart 5

Tuesday 12 October 2010 9:28

just as fake as your story?!

thikimo 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 13:33

you mad?

bcougarsl 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 16:47

hahaha wow that suks

dxswizzlex 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 17:11

thats shitty

ablee 0

Wednesday 13 October 2010 3:01

I would be so mad..

MysteryGuitarMan 32

Wednesday 13 October 2010 14:46

wow auch! thats just painful!

mollymoomoo 0

Friday 15 October 2010 3:45

ahahaha FYL!!

ashley471 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 6:44

people on here need to stop being so damn mean to Canadians!! were not so bad!!!!

bcamgirl 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 8:35

my nose got hit by a ceiling fan

iitomxx 2

Friday 29 October 2010 1:26

YDI ceiling fans have a blunt edge so it is impossible to rip up paper

FML on Facebook

Keywords

Health Painful Kids Awkward Miscellaneous Cops Money Insomnia Doctor Family Parents Work Food Annoying Love Friends Relatable AITA LGBTQIA+ Embarrassing First Dates Cheating Frustration Religion School Porn Transportation Cars Ironic Intimacy

The Top

Today, I went to dinner at my parents' house. I was going to surprise them by introducing them to my new boyfriend. They decided to surprise me too, by inviting my ex to the dinner. Everyone was surprised tonight. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 772

You deserved it 3 030

Today, I have to go to court to contest a bullshit citation I got in the local park. I’m pregnant and was picnicking with my kids when my toddler ran off. I took off after him, leaving my blanket and food. When I came back, the power tripping park ranger wrote me a ticket for littering. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 398

You deserved it 123

Today, I went up to a random stranger and said, "Hey, you don't know me, but I know you're about to make a huge mistake!" for a prank video. She had a massive meltdown and screamed at me. The police came. FML

I agree, your life sucks 97

You deserved it 2 130

Today, my 11 month-old son started viciously biting whatever part of my anatomy he can sink his teeth into. He thinks it is hysterical to latch on while I scream helplessly in pain for him to let go. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 781

You deserved it 6 456

Today, I saw a guy with a "free hugs" poster. Since nobody else was hugging him, I decided to. He had a boner. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 736

You deserved it 41 270

Today, I found out the hard way what it sounds like when you take the first letter of my first name, A, and put it with my last name, Hole. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 726

You deserved it 3 896

Same thing different taste

Poker face at all times

No cash for you

Wanker

Top comments

Comments