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By Anonymous - 23/02/2016 21:40 - United States - Bear

Today, i saw my ex only now with twins. i said "aw their adorable, who's the father?" she then got nervous and said i am. She also said she avoided telling me because she thought i wouldn't want to be involved. The whole reason she dumped me is because SHE never wanted kids.

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