Love: Today, I saw my boyfriend spitting the mouthwash back into the...

By Laura - 03/05/2012 07:55 - France

Today, I saw my boyfriend spitting the mouthwash back into the bottle, because, "this stuff is really expensive." FML

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Carrikins 8

Thursday 3 May 2012 15:58

I think you got yourself a keeper mate

denbeste 3

Thursday 3 May 2012 15:58

It cleans itself.

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808ninjas 3

Saturday 5 May 2012 8:00

Good illustration, like the design.

joshuadavid 0

Saturday 5 May 2012 10:31

The diseases and cavities he'll get will be too

StayatHomeSon 9

Saturday 5 May 2012 15:05

What an idiot

lostfaithinpppl 19

Saturday 5 May 2012 19:07

Gross!

hateevryone 14

Saturday 5 May 2012 20:33

That's just stupid & disgusting.

Epikouros 31

Saturday 5 May 2012 22:25

Great illustration! I didn't know this FML was posted by Noor :)

RendarSelin 5

Monday 7 May 2012 0:46

Not sure how it is in France, but here in the States it's a whopping $3-4 a bottle. That stuff sure breaks the bank...

Phr0zen 11

Monday 7 May 2012 8:32

Yuck! It probably would not have mattered if you used his mouthwash since you exchange saliva when you kiss anyway.

HussREC 6

Saturday 12 May 2012 13:53

wow is our economy that bad to have us recycling mouth wash

neelvasishta 7

Saturday 12 May 2012 17:23

You should make him piss out his beer and drink it again.

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