By Anonymous - 18/05/2015 16:58 - Australia

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Today, I saw a real, erect penis for the first time. My brother's, while he was jerking off. He doesn't know I saw, because he was holding a pair of panties over his face with his other hand. I'm trying like hell to act like I'm not mentally scarred. FML
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sharkgirl4 23

I don't even know what to say other than I hope they weren't your panties and I'm so sorry

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Alikia96 20

Damn. Must have been a hard situation to forget.

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Llama_Face89 33

Probably should have knocked.. As a man I can testify we could have our dicks out at any given moment.

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onlychildFTW 33

Why would your brother wear panties?!?!

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tosdyke 16

Sounds like he had a handle on things.

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Samari45 4

Don't know if #43 meant his brother wears panties but some guys like myself like to wear them

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skyrim_fanatic 17

and that's why you should know before you enter a room. YDI op

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mbuck87 19

At least they weren't yours? Haha sorry OP but that's the only positive I've got for ya

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epicsprinkles 3

LOL THIS IS SO FUNNY BECAUSE IVE BEEN ON THE OPPOSITE SIDE OF THIS SITUATION

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Xivion 19

The go into the matrix to insure all memories have been deleted. Then learn kung foo! (as long as ur free trial didn't run out...)

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