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By Anonymous - 18/05/2012 11:49 - United States

Today, I sat down on a chair after my very large boss sat on it all day. When I got up, my pants were damp. FML

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Soaked

By Anonymous - 08/06/2024 22:00 - Australia - Wacol

Today, I got into my car to go to work and discovered that my seat, seat-belt, door, and all the electronics in the door were wet. Apparently I hadn't wound the window all the way up, and it rained last night. I'm now sitting at my desk typing this with a wet bum. FML

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How did you not feel it?

By Anonymous - 15/06/2025 12:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I wore new trousers to work. As I walked to my desk, I noticed a weird damp patch near my zip. Panicking, I thought I'd pissed myself. I rushed to the bathroom, then figured out that it was the condensation from my lunch container, which was in my bag that I had on my lap during the bus ride to work. FML

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Fast and Furious

By TooQuick - 27/04/2016 12:19 - Mozambique - Maputo

Today, after a 2-hour meeting, I rushed to take an urgent dump. Unbeknownst to me, my urine was not hitting the porcelain bowl, but rather the underside of the lid. As it pooled around the pedestal, it soaked my pants, underwear, and when I stood up to button my pants, it got on my shirt too. FML

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Dribble drizzle

By Anonymous - 02/05/2025 22:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, I took a quick nap in my car during my lunch break. When I woke up, I had drooled all over myself and had a large wet stain on my shirt. I tried to pretend it was a "sweat stain" but ended up walking into a meeting looking like I'd been caught in a downpour of my own making. FML

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By shart - 09/03/2016 02:48 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I had an accident at work. Not the kind involving worker's compensation. The kind involving desperately scrubbing my office chair with paper towels, before going home to change my pants. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2011 02:33 - United States

Today, while at the urinal doing my business, my trousers fell all the way to the ground. As I bent down to pull them back up, my boss walked in the bathroom and thought I was mooning him. FML

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By badbowel - 31/01/2018 13:00 - United States - Utica

Today, I was sick from both ends at work. My boss wouldn't let me go home, and told me to borrow a pair of spare pants to change into. I suffered another bout of gastroenteritis and shit someone else's pants. FML

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By helpme - 04/12/2013 04:05 - United States - Brockton

Today, I got a new chair at work. After spending three hours putting it together, I was called into my boss's office and let go. FML

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By kbartlett86 - 24/06/2010 20:02 - Canada

Today, after sitting for hours at my desk, my legs fell asleep. When I got up to go to the bathroom on my break, I couldn't walk properly and leaned against things so I wouldn't fall over. My supervisor then came over and started lecturing me about being drunk at work. FML

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It's not what you think!

By HenryJ - 22/11/2024 22:00 - Australia

Today, I spilled water on the front of my pants right before a meeting so I tried drying them with the hand dryer in the bathroom. A coworker walked in just as I was awkwardly squatting in front of the machine. FML

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KeannaLove 32

Friday 18 May 2012 16:28

He was just marking his territory.

hapetreefriend 1

Friday 18 May 2012 16:28

Ewwwww

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RedPillSucks 31

Friday 18 May 2012 20:25

A faint taste in the back of your throat? Erm... Pavlovian arousal sensation?

EmptyTankOfLuck 0

Friday 18 May 2012 21:21

This reminded me of jackass 3, when Steve-O drinks Prestons Sweat

ddrocker23_fml 0

Friday 18 May 2012 21:46

bring an extra pair of pants. just in case. you never know.

MistaEnis 3

Friday 18 May 2012 21:59

Annnus juice

lolatyofail 0

Friday 18 May 2012 22:51

2 words Booty sweat

reddudeover 2

Friday 18 May 2012 23:03

76 - Not even close, it arouses the sensation of wanting to puke. Pavlovian or otherwise.

Eiregal2 10

Saturday 19 May 2012 0:02

oh good jebus! (yes I mean to spell it that way) it's very rarely an fml makes me pull a *ick * face,this is one of those fmls. oh ew, the thought of it makes my skin crawl!

lauragp09 5

Saturday 19 May 2012 4:02

Gross!!! Did it smell

tehdarkness 21

Saturday 19 May 2012 4:17

Swass

j_cat187 19

Saturday 19 May 2012 8:24

Must have been from the Chipotle he had for breakfast.

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