By kennarama - 16/02/2010 16:35 - United States

Today, I sat a client down for his haircut. He pulled off his hat and his hair was dripping wet. I asked him if he had just washed it. He responded, "No, but isn't it a hot day out?" No, it's twenty degrees and overcast today. FML
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MermaidSongXOXO 6

Ain't oily, greasy, sweaty hair sexy? Think of it like lube.......

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YeahFMLxX 0

Did no one play football, or wrestle, or play softball, or run track in high school? Sweats normal, leave the man alone, he may of had a fever or a gland/pore problem! I'm never nice on fml, but last time I went to the barber my appendix had just ruptured and I had a cold sweat, nasty fever, and threw up blood all over the chair! If you don't like humans, work in an office cubicle! 'Nuff said.

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lcolla38 0

as a hairdresser ****** get over it and just shampoo his hair

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CallMeHush 0

Maybe it was hot before he stepped out of his time traveling phonebooth.

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shoguu 0

how is this an fml? maybe if it reeked of horse urine, otherwise no.

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UnluckyAsUsual 0

It's -10 Degrees here in Norway. 20 is the highest we get. Yes, it's hot.

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tiancai 0

Yeah, you can walk around in a t-shirt and shorts at 20, so if he was wearing a hat it's no surprise his hair was sweaty.

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green_shade 0

20 degrees is pretty hot, yes I'm canadian and no, I don't live in an igloo.

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purplemnm 9

do you go hunting with penguins and beat moose to death with your hockey stick?

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clumsyjazzy 0

ewww! I hope u disinfected that shit!!! lol

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eddles 0

good, your a hairdresser, suck it up and deal, you do it for a living

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Ardell 0

You should have squeezed some of it out before cutting his hair. You could have used it for styling oil for your other customers. And it's free. ;]

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kennarama 0

I wasn't aware you couldn't have FML moments at a job you love. My salon is À la carte, meaning you pick if you want just a haircut, haircut & shampoo, ect. He didn't want a shampoo. He was not kidding, he was just really sweaty and greasy. I cut his hair, washed my hands, moved on. I just thought people could get a laugh out of it.

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catatonicsleep 17

don't worry, some people take this site far too seriously :)

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kennarama 0

I know, but i figured as long as they were speaking their minds, I would as well :)

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alexisthename 0

How much do you charge for a la carte services? The ***** who did my cut and dye job a few weeks ago charged me an arm and a leg for extras (like toner) that I thought were part of the package. It's hard hopping on one leg all day. *drum crash* Take my wife... please.

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lcolla38 0

working at a la carte salon sucks that's the type of people you get out of there. work in a real salon

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