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By Curse you MC Hammer - 05/03/2016 03:34 - United States - Ottawa

Today, I sang "It's Potty Time" to my dogs to the tune of "It's Hammer Time" while doing the MC Hammer shuffle. They got so excited that I had to play while them in the yard. They both forgot to potty and I have spent the last ten minutes cleaning up doggy "gifts" inside my house. FML

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