Today, I relented and sent a dude on my baseball team the dick... - FML

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By sadCowboysfan - 01/05/2018 17:54

Today, I relented and sent a dude on my baseball team the dick pic he asked for. Later, at practice, one of my teammates asked me to call him. When I did, my dick pic showed up as my contact picture and I realized I accidentally sent the pic to my whole team. FML.

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lj19717 19

Sunday 6 May 2018 23:13

That sucks. Accidents happen.

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Sunday 6 May 2018 23:13

That sucks. Accidents happen.

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