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By PeePants - 20/11/2018 21:23

Today, I realized that my cat will only urinate on my clothes, leaving my wife's alone. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Sunday 25 November 2018 3:34

Be nicer to your cat. And put your clothes in a hamper with a lid on it, so your cat can't get in.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Sunday 25 November 2018 3:34

Be nicer to your cat. And put your clothes in a hamper with a lid on it, so your cat can't get in.

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