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By tigerRaWr84 - 23/02/2016 06:22 - United States - Port Washington

Today, I realized that my brother has been "sneakily" stealing my money. It started with the change jar I've been saving up for years which is missing at least $70. Now he's moved to another $50 from my wallet. The worst part is that the idiot didn't think I'd notice. Fml

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