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By They Don't Even Let Me Leave The House - 23/06/2016 15:01 - United States - Quincy

Today, I realized that I shower just about 3 times a day just to get away from my horrible family. FML

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LAS11 11

Sunday 26 June 2016 5:43

My room doesn't have a lock on it, and as my username states, my mom won't let me leave the house, and even though I'm not a huge fan of her, I still have to respect my mom.

thraax 14

Friday 24 June 2016 19:50

Can't you just lock yourself in your room?

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thraax 14

Friday 24 June 2016 19:50

Can't you just lock yourself in your room?

LiliK_fml 21

Friday 24 June 2016 23:49

That really isn't good for your skin. If you can't isolate yourself to your bedroom, maybe arrange to stay over a friend's house

LAS11 11

Sunday 26 June 2016 5:43

My room doesn't have a lock on it, and as my username states, my mom won't let me leave the house, and even though I'm not a huge fan of her, I still have to respect my mom.

AbeLincoln33 2

Tuesday 28 June 2016 11:55

Your mom is a bitch sneak out

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