Intimacy: Today, I realized that I look sexier in my fiancée's panties... - FML

By Joe - 08/07/2011 18:48 - United States

Spicy

Today, I realized that I look sexier in my fiancée's panties than she does. FML

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By Tonya - 28/06/2009 03:01 - United States

Today, I left the house for a while and when I came back my husband was wearing my lacy lingerie. He looks better in it than I do. FML

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Be careful what you wish for…

By Sady_Ct - 15/05/2019 12:12

Today, I caught my husband trying on the sexy bra I bought to wear just for him. For shits and giggles, I made him try on my dress too. He looked better in it than I do. FML

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By cheated - 08/07/2009 06:46 - United States

Spicy

Today, I had sex with my fiancée. My panties fell behind the bed. Later, when I went to get them, I found three other pairs. Only one pair was mine. FML

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Backhanded

By kiwi - 13/02/2009 19:24 - United Kingdom

Spicy

Today, as I was getting dressed after having sex with a guy I like, he told me I looked better with my clothes on. FML

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By Lovenem - 16/02/2011 17:51 - United States

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend said "It's funny how every time we have sex I'm wearing these panties." We've been having sex every day for the last six days. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2015 21:40 - United States - De Forest

Today, I noticed that my boyfriend's sister looks at my ass more than my boyfriend does. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2019 18:00

Spicy

Today, I realized that masturbating to pictures of my girlfriend is better than having sex with her. FML

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By wnrz - 18/02/2012 20:26 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML

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Why would you do that?

By HughGorgy - 20/03/2009 05:37 - Canada

Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML

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OCD

By Anonymous - 04/11/2009 13:53 - Australia

Spicy

Today, I decided to dress up sexy for my boyfriend. I put on cute undies and a corset because they made the most of my assets. The first thing my boyfriend said was, "The colours don't match." FML

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Top comments

saIty 17

Friday 8 July 2011 23:36

Maybe it's time for you to stop shaving your legs.

kerihetz 2

Friday 8 July 2011 23:37

and you know this how??

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Shayton 12

Saturday 9 July 2011 0:05

I think the marriage is a cover up

chelseaaababyyy 17

Saturday 9 July 2011 0:06

maybe you think you look better cause you'd rather see guys in girls undies instead of girls ? lol

rscanlan313 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 0:06

this is the weirdest thing that I have seen on here

babesicle 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 0:08

I don't think your life is ****** up because your fiancé isn't in as good of shape as you are...

Babalu722 3

Saturday 9 July 2011 0:10

If youre not lesbian, this is highly disturbing.

thatclown 4

Saturday 9 July 2011 0:10

moral of the FML: his wife is ugly

mhnilo88 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 0:12

you enjoy dressing in drag too much.

ishiloh 5

Saturday 9 July 2011 0:15

just wondering how you found this out...

horrorfreak79nj 2

Saturday 9 July 2011 0:17

Awesome ! Keep us updated on how she reacts when you begin to completely dress like a woman and reveal to her your secret desires of being 'forced' to suck ****; even though your 'straight.'

Jonnie_effed_up 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 0:18

Hey OP, I'm having a sleepover party, want to come? We could play dress-up!

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Today, while trying to sneak out of my house to go to a party I met my mom trying to sneak back in. FML

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Today, one of my bosses said, "You're going to take this as an insult, but it's not. At a certain age, women are supposed to cut their hair short." I have long hair. My bosses have all of the social skills of the guys from Big Bang Theory. FML

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Today, I proudly told my elitist dad that I now have a beautiful girlfriend. He didn't believe me, so I showed him her Facebook. He demanded that I stop seeing her, saying that the duck-facing in her avatar was the hallmark of "a lower form of being" who would only ever shame our family. FML

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Today, I’ve had a blocked nose for weeks, so when I sneezed I partially dislodged a massive solid booger. It was so big and thick, I had to grab it and pull it the rest of the way out. I was on a first date at the time, and he left before I got back from the bathroom. FML

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