Kids: Today, I read my 10-year-old sister's diary. That's how I found...

By Anonymus - 18/04/2015 07:01 - Sweden

Today, I read my 10-year-old sister's diary. That's how I found out about her disturbingly detailed plan to murder me, make it look like suicide, date my boyfriend after helping him get over my death, then marry him. FML

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Markovski 18

Saturday 18 April 2015 23:40

R.I.P. OP

Epiccake 15

Saturday 18 April 2015 23:39

What a loving child

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writerchic85 25

Sunday 19 April 2015 2:41

Maybe she knew you'd snoop so she wrote it to teach you a lesson

acrochick27 15

Sunday 19 April 2015 2:42

How old is ur bf??

Luminescent 11

Sunday 19 April 2015 2:54

What if she purposely wrote something insane in her journal, knowing that you would read it?

jbuckets_404 38

Sunday 19 April 2015 3:00

@OP: Exactly how old are you and your BF?

peroxidemocha 3

Sunday 19 April 2015 3:17

Ydi for reading her diary

FrostyNipz19 12

Sunday 19 April 2015 3:36

jealousy is a bitch

FlendtDK 16

Sunday 19 April 2015 3:42

Honestly, YDI for reading her personal diary.. Not cool OP

imateapot_723 9

Sunday 19 April 2015 4:22

Ummmm.......... Is no one going to address the fact that she read her sisters DIARY?!?!?! Invasion of privacy much?

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Sunday 19 April 2015 14:15

Did you not read the 68 comments before yours? There's at least TEN that address this before you.

Wolfipoo 31

Sunday 19 April 2015 4:26

OP, you should run

jayemerald17 25

Sunday 19 April 2015 4:29

Curiosity OP... Curiousity

gintwinsmoore 20

Sunday 19 April 2015 5:05

and curiosity killed the cat, too.

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