Miscellaneous: Today, I raised my hand to answer a question in class. Whilst...

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By A Soon-To-Be Pirate - 22/04/2016 19:51 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I raised my hand to answer a question in class. Whilst doing so, the small string on my sweatshirt got hit and went directly into my eye. I had to leave class to go to the nurse. FML.

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