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By alexthebalex - 15/05/2016 17:58 - United States - Westbury

Today, i opened the door for an old woman while my sisters and i went into a coffee shop. We were both in line and she started to talk to me. I couldn't understand her so naturally i just laughed and nodded. My sisters later informed me that she was telling me about her mom's death. FML

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CarlCarlCarl 20

Monday 16 May 2016 4:28

You couldn't have just said "I'm sorry?" Or "can you repeat that please?"

thatsjustgreat1 16

Tuesday 17 May 2016 6:11

OP is from New York, what would you expect?

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CarlCarlCarl 20

Monday 16 May 2016 4:28

You couldn't have just said "I'm sorry?" Or "can you repeat that please?"

thatsjustgreat1 16

Tuesday 17 May 2016 6:11

OP is from New York, what would you expect?

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