Transportation: Today, I offered an elderly man my seat on the train. He thanked... - FML

By Anonymous - 01/04/2012 13:53 - Australia - Perth

Today, I offered an elderly man my seat on the train. He thanked me by winking and offering me a seat on his lap. FML

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By Groped - 02/04/2011 00:45 - United States

Today, I gave up my seat on the subway for an elderly man. He thanked me by grabbing my ass. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/06/2009 04:42 - United States

Today, I offered my seat to an elderly lady on the subway. She quietly refused. Minutes later on a sharp turn, she almost fell down on two people. As I was clearly the youngest in the disability seating section, everyone on the train turned and glared at me. FML

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By bridezilla - 05/07/2009 04:12 - Canada

Today, I was on a train when an old man standing next to me very obviously checked me out, caught my eye, and winked. He spent the next five minutes rubbing his penis against my leg. When I turned to tell him off, the train lurched, and the old man fell face first into my breasts. FML

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SHAME! SHAME! SHAME!

By Anonymous - 05/09/2025 22:00 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I got on a train and spotted a free seat. I rushed over, sat down and sighed with relief, only to realize people were looking at me. That’s when I saw the “Reserved for the elderly or disabled” sign…and the man with a cane standing in front of me. I immediately offered him the seat, but he just shook his head and said, “You’re gonna need it after this shaming.” FML

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By LLCK - 10/12/2012 10:13 - United States - Owatonna

Today, a lady on the bus came up to me and asked if she could sit down. Thinking she meant the seat next to me, I said sure. She meant my lap. FML

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By pam - 03/12/2008 05:04 - France

Today, I said thanks to a man who got up for me in the bus. He angrily said "no, not you!". The old lady who sat down is now staring at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2018 20:30

Today, on the train, a man kept grabbing my crotch. When I told him to stop, I got yelled at for harassing an elderly man. FML

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By M.L. - 06/09/2009 21:09 - United States

Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window. After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back. After a few stops, I looked back. It was an old man. FML

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By a hex upon your anus, sir - 25/05/2013 16:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I got on the subway with a broken leg. A kind woman stood up and offered me her seat. Before I could sit down, a guy shoved past me and took it for himself. The woman and I pointed out my cast and crutches, and asked him to give up the seat. He responded by flipping us off. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/08/2009 04:35 - Australia

Today, I was on the bus, when an elderly woman stepped in. She looked too weak to stand. She looked at me with sad puppy eyes, expecting me to give up my seat for her. I felt sorry and got up. As soon as she sat down, she said, "Ha! Sucker!" FML

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MrBoredGuy 1

Sunday 1 April 2012 19:32

Creepers gonna creep

DocBastard 38

Sunday 1 April 2012 19:39

That was very sweet of you. It's good to know some people still respect their elders. Now if only there were a way to tell which elders actually DESERVE that respect...

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tara805 0

Sunday 1 April 2012 19:42

Very classy..

perdix 29

Sunday 1 April 2012 19:43

He just was trying to indicate that he wasn't THAT old ;)

ScarletBloom 14

Sunday 1 April 2012 19:43

That's his way of giving thanks by embracing you.

StanSmith_fml 9

Sunday 1 April 2012 19:46

This is like the time me and Roger had sex. Don't go down that path.

LilKriminal 0

Sunday 1 April 2012 19:49

Elders have nothing to lose, so can't blame him for trying

AustinMahone_fml 3

Sunday 1 April 2012 19:57

naughty nun lol

Wicked361 8

Sunday 1 April 2012 20:04

When you said disco stick I thought of Lady Gaga Love Game....

ashley28 2

Sunday 1 April 2012 20:05

What a creeper

FMLsAreAwesome 0

Sunday 1 April 2012 20:48

You don't say?

DocBastard 38

Sunday 1 April 2012 20:06

She's NOT A NUN. Jesus! No offense, Noor.

ImSoEffedUp 10

Sunday 1 April 2012 20:17

It could have been worse... He could've offered u a seat on his face... I know probably a lil uncalled for, but couldn't resist.....

bertman21 5

Monday 2 April 2012 2:57

Your so effed up

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