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By Apple - 26/11/2018 00:47

Today, I needed to use the bathroom in the night, but the bathroom was ages away and I didn’t want my parents to know I was up, so I peed in a glass. I was almost done when I knocked the glass over. Now the carpet is wet, and guess who has to somehow clean it up? FML
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BurnInDemonFire 35

The one responsible for ******* up in the first place. Based on your anecdote, that would be... you! What kind of tyrannical overlords do you live with if you don't want to walk the few feet to the bathroom, and decide that pissing in a glass is the optimal solution to not waking them up?

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Emma Marshall_738558922 12

This makes no ******* sense. Why wouldn't you just go to the toilet? Are you locked in the basement or something?!

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BurnInDemonFire 35

The one responsible for ******* up in the first place. Based on your anecdote, that would be... you! What kind of tyrannical overlords do you live with if you don't want to walk the few feet to the bathroom, and decide that pissing in a glass is the optimal solution to not waking them up?

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Emma Marshall_738558922 12

This makes no ******* sense. Why wouldn't you just go to the toilet? Are you locked in the basement or something?!

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