By Kristopher - 08/03/2010 19:31 - United States

Today, I moved into my aunt's house. She had a little too much fun in the sixties and now tells everyone about her many imagined conquests, including her church minister and several has-been celebrities. As a plus, I discovered she has a habit of wandering around the house in the nude. FML
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Miko159 0

Hey we all have one in the family, if we know it or not.

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Emmmmm55 0

hahahahahahahahahahaha

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boopityboppity 11

You come off as a person who belongs in a ward somewhere. It isn't helped by your profile picture.

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KurouTenshi 0

I love doing stuff naked...

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FernandoTorres_fml 0

Especially taking a shower? It's just not the same with clothes on.

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KurouTenshi 0

damn straight. I can't tell you how many shirts I've ruined because of the soap and shampoos I use. trust me, it's best to just shower naked.

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Monikabug 9

And have you ever tried shaving your legs through a pair of jeans? Talk about a fashion statement...

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KurouTenshi 0

it's funny when you shave wearing a pair of highwaters, then go to the beach, and you have nice sexy shaved legs from the ankles up until you hit your knees. then it's nothing but a fuzzy forest.

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KurouTenshi 0

D: don't knock the Hyrulian style!!

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Monikabug 9

@81 it would only be gross if the Fuzzy Forrest was complete with Woodland Creatures.

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DGross 8

lol 87... Unless the forest was inhabited by super cute baby bunnehs... then and only then could I forgive her :-P or maybe just maybe baby hungry chipmunks .... sooo cute :-)

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KurouTenshi 0

huh? she? I'm a guy :x

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DGross 8

lol I was talking about if a female did it (because some girls don't like to shave their entire legs till summer) I meant if there were baby bunnehs in there the legs would be so full of cuteness that it would offset the hairy part of them :-P

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KurouTenshi 0

laser hair removal fixes that issue :3

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Monikabug 9

@93 ahh bunnies WOULD be cute.. but hungry chipmunks? Scary! Imagine the tiny bite marks all over!

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DGross 8

I was going for the cute "cheeks with food" look but your probably right, let's just stick to baby rabbits :-) See how productive you can be on FML :-P

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KurouTenshi 0

I'm being very productive. planning my laser hair removal so I'm nice and smooth all over ;)

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Monikabug 9

@DGross, LOL oh. That is much cuter than what I was invisioning. But, I agree we shall stick with bunnies. @115, I hear Laser Hair Removal is relatively cheap in the right market. The cheaper, the less effective though I am afraid. Might be better off sticking with your Fuzzy Forrest.

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Menick47 0

Uhhhh?! I have no clue how to respond to that...

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perdix 29

I take it from the complaints that she's not an AILF. Still, you should go up to your minister and say, "Hey, uncle!" and wink.

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FernandoTorres_fml 0

Haha, the minister will think his surprise abortion didn't work. Of course it was "accidental". He didn't mean to push her down the stairs while being 4 weeks pregnant.

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onnielief 4

How does that **** your life? You are allowed to move in with her, clearly she has her life the way she wants it. Get your own house if you cannot deal with a naked person.

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PsychoMerk 0

spill their (soda) pop* :)

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Erindub 0

I'll bet shes 420 friendly ; ) take advantage if that at least.

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CYNNER 0

Does she also play the flute and pretend she's a bird on tuesdays? :yawn:

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aeliz 0

Well I love 60's stories. But ydi, if you don't want to see your aunt naked, don't move in with her! :P

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