Today, I made plans to go to three different party's all on the...

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By Justwanttomakefriends - 06/01/2017 07:41

Today, I made plans to go to three different party's all on the same day, one right after the other. I suffer from extreme social anxiety and I was too scared to turn down any invites, because I was afraid that people would think I was lame. FML

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