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By Fml - 04/02/2016 03:33 - United States - Racine

Today, I'm gay and I finally worked up the courage to tell the boy I like my feelings. He responded like this "wow well I'm gay as well but I'd rather be straight then go out with you" he walked away while grabbing another guys ass Fml

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