By kaitlin - 19/02/2010 06:30 - Australia

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Today, I lost my virginity to an ultrasound probe. FML
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Domonator 16

At least the probe won't brag to his all his friends about it. Anyway, was it good for you?

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cbutters 0

Was the ultrasound technician hot? also male or female?... please say female....

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ecascio2010 9

sweetie even though it was inside you doesn't mean you lost your virginity. do you wear tampons? and if your Hymen is still intact, then you're still a virgin... sorry.

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laideehawk 6

I lost mine to a tampon then.

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haha_funny_me 7

even if ur hymen isn't intact u could still be a virgin.... cuz it could break during anything...like vigorous exercise...or inserting a tampon. to lose ur virginity u have to have a penis inside of you. :) (or, if you're a guy, your penis inside of a ******.) thank you and goodnight. lol

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XxDarkSatoshixX 0

@112 thats the hymen, and no, it can break in a lot of ways, like vaginal related injuries

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keezyisfly 0

Oo we have the same name;; and we both lost are viginity on the same day. idk but that's kinda coincidental (sp) and weird lol (:

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linebacker42 0

you are a virgin until you have had any sexual contact with another person oral, vaginal, or with the hands

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krispinator 4

OMG all she meant was she never had anything in her vag before.....if she typed it like that, though, the post will never get approved....you have to try and make it funny somehow. And don't worry, same thing happened to me when I was 16. First times for some things just suck.

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Cnote231 0

you can only lose your virginity sexually... that's it.

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Courtyen 3

Take it from someone with first-hand and textbook experience - she would be called a 'technical' virgin. She has lost her hymen, which is usually lost when first having sex, but she has not yet had sex. Physically speaking, she is no longer a virgin, but in society, she is still referred to as a virgin. Sorry about getting all educational on your asses :)

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