Today, I left the window open on my patrol car and had to leave...

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2018 20:32

Today, I left the window open on my patrol car and had to leave the car for a few minutes. This would have been fine if it hadn’t started raining. There are still puddles in my floor board FML.

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Tuesday 25 September 2018 11:04

Your new nickname is Officer Puddles.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Tuesday 25 September 2018 11:04

Your new nickname is Officer Puddles.

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